but will obama cure my over stretched

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

But Will Obama Cure My Over-Stretched Sphincter?

Seems people in America can’t shut the fuck up about health care these days, and for good reason. America’s the only industrialized nation without some form of widely available socialized (yes I said socialized, no that does not mean I’m a Soviet agent) health care system, and the privatized one we currently have is a pile of shit for most people. Premiums are suffocatingly expensive, and maybe if we found a way to lower those then people living in shacks in the mountains with unstable mindsets, a plastic vagina collection, and internet access could get the help they need instead of trolling the blogs of people several decades younger than them. Every day some senator somewhere hosts a “town hall” where they pretend to listen to the gripes of their constituents for a little bit, and laugh at the occasional riley audience member who has to be escorted out by the police.

Speaking of people who need to be escorted out by the police, Sarah Palin has reared her cancerous head yet again to chime in on the current health care shitstorm. Earlier, on her official facebook page, she claimed that Obamacare contains plans for “death panels” packed with “his bureaucrats [who] decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether [people] are worthy of health care.” In a vain attempt to inspire her defective base to action, she said ‘the America she knows and loves’ wouldn’t submit to Obama’s health care Gestapo that would almost certainly sentence people like her grandparents or her Down Syndrome baby to death by refusing coverage. What Palin fails to realize because of her moderate affluence and massive stupidity, however, is that such death panels already exist. Every day health insurance companies measure whether or not it’s beneficial to their bottom line to pay for someone’s operation. And if it’s too expensive your mother to get that liver transplant she needs, Blue Cross Blue Shield might send you some nice flowers in condolence if you’re lucky. So long as they don’t lose money on the blue dye for the roses.

But the Obama administration, internet-savvy motherfuckers they are, remain a step ahead of Sarah Palin and her army of sociopolitical rejects. The administration wants you the people to help cut through all the bullshit, all the lies and half-truths perpetrated by opponents of Obama’s will by forwarding anything that “seems fishy” to flag@whitehouse.gov. Before you go and report your Republican neighbors to the Thought Police though, bear in mind that in addition to their contact info the administration will also get yours. If the endless texts sent to those of us who wanted to know who his VP pick was as well as the usual Constitutional fidelity of the Office of the President are any indication, the White House will take their own liberties with yours after they’re done with your fellow Americans. Gruppenf hrer M ller would no doubt see shades of himself in Obama today.

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thimscool
said…

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!


unokhan
said…

a distinction you also didn't make elsewhere: the administration has asked for examples from the fascist misinformation campaign. no one has asked anybody for any names.


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

"such death panels already exist"

Excellent observation Woozie.

My conservative christian caring nurse mother would say, "the insurance companies are not really death panels, people who choose to be poor choose death for themselves. The fact is, this is the land of opportunity, the land of endless possibilities and prosperity, if you don't work enough to put icing on your slice of the pie, it's your fault, so go die you socialist."


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

I was watching the whole hour long AARP video when i heard the president say that his administration was creating
– "iMac" , the Independent Medical Advisory Committee… yeah, i've lost all confidence.

So they're going to pay for universal health care by doing away with paper records and forcing private insurance companies to bid for public medicare contracts??? I'm sure everyone would be happy to buy a $5 flash drive to keep their entire medical history on that would do the job without buying private hospitals extra computers, servers, routers, and software.


secret agent woman
said…

I feel so so sorry for Obama. How do you combat the goombahs of spin?


secret agent woman
said…

BTW, watching Colbert right now interviewing the author of "Sick."


unokhan
said…

riley


Terra Shield
said…

Someone should send Palin a copy of The Rainmaker (Grisham)


Raspootin
said…

Hey Woozie

I love your title; and was going to do a big long tirade on those I felt did not really listen to what Obama was saying.

Instead I just want to thank you for giving us (ME) the link to The White House as I would not have looked there for clarification.

Obama makes complete sense to me as does the governing agency; we need regulation(IMAC) – or history repeats.

I shall post my tirade on my sight 🙂


Doctorboogaloo
said…

There will doubtless be a "Sphincter Panel' just down the hall from where Obama wants to kill your grandmother.

I just blogged about this same subject. I needs me a brewski — if the panel allows it.


Raspootin
said…

that would be my sights on the subject on my site


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

Everybody needs an iMac.


Raspootin
said…

everyone needs an Mac Iphone

and before anyone kills ya grandma Dr. B – maybe you should encourage her to make a living will.


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

iLivingwill…

do not resuscitate.

w0w, that was difficult.


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

isn;t dat an aitfone?


unokhan
said…

if by do 'not resuscitate' u mean 'pleez do not bring me back from the brink of the abyss if i should finally make it there after months of agonizingly slow demise by [one of any number of illnesses]' well that is one matter.

but if at the age of just-beginning-my-life twenty yrs old i have just now nearly drowned after being tossed from a canoe into a rapids u better gimme the kiss o life muthafkr


Imperad r Hasem rder
said…

mi gooodness that's what the black prez is all about… si. if mi got some shit let er roll.


slopmaster
said…

I dont know man… tome of COMMUNISM, healthcare for everyone… you might be a socialist.

Whatever happened to the dude who supported Ron Paul?


Omar
said…

Did anyone figure out what thimscool found so uproariously hilarious about this post? Was it the mention of the suffocatingly expensive health premiums? Maybe Sarah Palin's lunatic ravings? Perhaps Obama's 1-800-RAT-LINE? Or was he just laughing at the state of your queer nation in general?
Beats me.


Nashe^
said…

Tonight, the last thing I read before going to bed is something related to the welfare of your sphincter. I think I'll say my prayers later.


Am lie
said…

lolz oh noes you socialist :O


Anonymous
said…

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.

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