Monday, October 13, 2008
Saturday night we had a grilled cheese sale (somewhat) scheduled on Court St (basically Main Street) in front of the courthouse, since it was Dance or Die night. Nothing refreshes dehydrated dancers like hot sandwiches. Only problem was that there were already three tables set up (one of them even had music!), we couldn’t find outlets anywhere else, and the three tables that were out there weren’t making much money anyway.
So with the Saturday sale shitcanned, Nick (you may know him as delicious PR/Promo guy) decided it was time to get shitfaced instead. Drown the sorrows of our–his–miserable failure. When in Athens, do as the Athenians do.
So I tagged along; after a 20 minute walk or so we found ourselves at a small little get together, nothing too crazy. Certainly no frat parties, the general consensus was that frat parties are boring and/or stupid. Only after arriving did I learn we missed a moderately epic shotgunning incident with someone talking on and on about how they can shotgun all these cans, and this other guy, let’s call him Spencer, just snatches the can out of his hand and does it. Showing up a punk, that I would have loved to see.
Shortly after showing up a can of a certain carbonated beverage made its way into my hands. This carbonated beverage was of the variety that I had not sampled in literally years; my last experience with it was none too pleasant on a gustatory level. Suffice it to say the unpleasantness showed itself again, the cheap variety of said carbonated beverages is rarely delicious.
After downing my one and only can of bootysweat I left with some cool people; we walked around and wound up at one of their rooms on campus. We watched the food network, spied on people’s iTunes libraries, and talked about running over the homeless with Bentleys and throwing cash out the window at their corpses. All in all a good night. Especially considering I failed my art history midterm the day before (you said you wanted to know Uno). Do you people know anything about the Treasury of Atreus? Neither did I.