rhyme time 9

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Rhyme Time 9

Loot: Suit:Shoot: Boot: Coot: Cute: Moot: Salute:Brute: Fruit:

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Manifestos:


Orhan Kahn
said…

Epic.


Woozie
said…

(})


Margaret
said…

“I always wanted a little girl!”

That was too funny.

Hey, ask a black man still on?

If so, take that YT clip… that Mom. Acting all gossipy, bra burning and rasp. The Dad looked emotionally abused by having to put up with this Peg Bundy for the last 16 years.

Whooped and probably hasn’t rolled in the hay with his wife in a decade. Who’d a want too, right?

So to the question, any weight on that kid outting himself on the possibility that his sexuality was “conditioned” by his surroundings?

Who’d a want to grow up just to get married and have kids with a gal that may turn out like that Yapping poodle bitch? Sure would change my aspirations.


billy pilgrim
said…

wow, that guy could pleasure himself while coyly reading a paper on the bus whilst ogling the babes.


Woozie
said…

Margie: Hey, if shit boyfriends can turn women into lesbians (if only for a little bit)…

BP: Reading is for sodomites Billy, Dr. Dobson disapproves wholeheartedly. Plus I think he likes men.


Nashe*
said…

Well um. what the TOOT.


Woozie
said…

?


unokhan
said…

stumbled upon ‘ghetto lasagne’ over at taq’s….think i will give it a try. man, no oil or butter?

reference factoid of the day: in cajun french ‘toot’ (tout) means the whole thing, the whole nine yards, one’s everything. so i think nashe* prollee seeks yer hand n marriage ;-P


Woozie
said…

Nope, no oil or butter. That shit'll kill you man! Although the other day I did take a trip down Suicide Lane and cooked some peppered steaks on a low heat in a bit of olive oil, some Parkay, and a heavy squeeze of Sweet baby Ray's Hickory & Brown Sugar barbecue sauce. Heaven. Should have made some rice and broccoli.

Sure, I'll marry Nashe for the lulz.


david mcgolrickkk
said…

god damn that sounds so good

i kinda stopped being a vegetarian for a day and ate a shitton of ribs… oh god i miss ribs

its cool cause i only went vegetarian for health reasons anyway


leslie
said…

Hey Raspootin, I’m coming down to New Orleans tomorrow if you still want to meet at Napolean House. Sunday at 4 works for me.


Woozie
said…

McG-Unit: Well you’re stronger than I could ever be for even beginning to walk down that road. Give me meat and give me death.

Leslie: She’s got her own blog you know. Comments there probably go straight to her inbox so she’ll get them sooner.


leslie
said…

That isn’t very friendly. And I have fucking guns on my blog today and everything!


Woozie
said…

You can’t hit me with that snub nose revolver when I’m a few hundred miles away from you!


Butchie
said…

Did you save and open as a .jse?

You prolly did.


Woozie
said…

Well played, I lol’d.


Svetlana Alliluyeva
said…

CONOR OBERST 😀 mmmm..

and lol at the video.


Woozie
said…

A sex tape with him just might break the internet.


Nanny Goats In Panties
said…

Hey, have you got Rick Astley in there twice? Who’s the dude with the Hitler Salute in front of the piano?


ammaro
said…

The tried to assassinate him! I told YOOUUUU he gon get shot!! I TOLLLLDDDD YOOUUUUU!!! He ain’t even president yet!


Woozie
said…

Nanny: That, my friend, is God. That is, if God were a musical, somewhat feminine British family man.

Ammaro: NIGGA HUSH AIN’T NOBODY ASK YOU SHIT


Gadfly
said…

Zombie McCain I liked


yellowdog granny
said…

i have the one with rick and the gun on my stumble upon post..


taqo
said…

yay. a rhyme!
who is the emo? he in some band?


Nashe*
said…

Just informing you that I can rhyme, too, mate.


Woozie
said…

G: He’s not old, he’s got life experience.

YDG: Things leave 4chan so quickly these days.

Taqo: Looks can be deceiving my friend, I’d say he’s no more emo than anyone else. Conor Oberst, frontman for Bright Eyes. Normally he’s not quite my type but oh lordy.

Nashe: Aw, so no marriage? This makes me sad :'(


Omar
said…

Bee-ute!


Svetlana Alliluyeva
said…

GASP at conor emo comment! He’s such a kid in that picture though ^_^

I think you’ll appreciate his hotness here Booby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YacSnjpGkk


Woozie
said…

Omar: Tell me about it. And I spared you a cock shot, even though I shouldn’t have done you the courtesy 😉

Svetlana: King of England.


unokhan
said…

that boy is fairly cute but he’ll prollee need batteries if u unplug that wire n his head


Woozie
said…

Don’t you get Sandy Svetlana up in here.


Josh
said…

What is going on in that moot picture…

Is that a woman?


Woozie
said…

One word mah boy: 4chan.


Ellie
said…

love the fruit!


Omar
said…

I must say he is sexier then that elf you have pictured in the post. Maybe elf-boy is for when you want to pitch a couple of innings?


Woozie
said…

Ellie: So did I. There’s another five mins of that stuff on YouTube. Different John but still funny.

Omar: Only reason I didn’t put him up in the post is because there’s a difference between cute and sexy. Or am I tripping?

You look dashing in your profile picture.


Omar
said…

Thanks. Just had my hair did.

Agreed. Definite difference between cute and sexy.


Woozie
said…

Would you believe the sexy one’s a catcher?


Omar
said…

After being informed of the glorious wonders of the prostrate orgasm, I guess I’d say “yes”, ima believer.


Woozie
said…

Suspicious quotation marks are suspicious.


Omar
said…

pfft..you wish 😉


Woozie
said…

A boy can dream…


Omar
said…

You go Martin Luther!
Why am I not being chucked afro first into the grammar oven? Prostrate orgasm? What does that mean? Doesn’t matter. At my age the only thing ‘prostate’ on my mind involves cancer prevention.


Woozie
said…

Martin Luther?


Omar
said…

MLK. You know, had a dream guy.

anyway.. Into the Heartland! again..


Woozie
said…

I was thinking the German monk.

Enjoy the heartland–again–comrade! Try not to get ass cancer.


unokhan
said…

“prostrate orgasm” is an obviously freudian crie de cour from a fur-northn bredren. mayn needs to get doneded. doneded haff to deff.



of course, mother superior poundin the gun.. might suffice..


Woozie
said…

I keep telling him to pick up a SO and harness for his lady to wear but he seems apprehensive about it 😉


Omar
said…

mayn needs to get doneded.

As I’ve told young Booby, my lustful man-love cravings ended abruptly in a Blue Line cab somewhere off Merivale Road, Ottawa in and around 1982. My Armenian love object sent me packing back to HeteroLand with with a good, clean wallop to my pretty head. Bruised and battered I quickly surmised that homosexuality was best left to the professionals.