If so, take that YT clip… that Mom. Acting all gossipy, bra burning and rasp. The Dad looked emotionally abused by having to put up with this Peg Bundy for the last 16 years.
Whooped and probably hasn’t rolled in the hay with his wife in a decade. Who’d a want too, right?
So to the question, any weight on that kid outting himself on the possibility that his sexuality was “conditioned” by his surroundings?
Who’d a want to grow up just to get married and have kids with a gal that may turn out like that Yapping poodle bitch? Sure would change my aspirations.
stumbled upon ‘ghetto lasagne’ over at taq’s….think i will give it a try. man, no oil or butter?
reference factoid of the day: in cajun french ‘toot’ (tout) means the whole thing, the whole nine yards, one’s everything. so i think nashe* prollee seeks yer hand n marriage ;-P
Nope, no oil or butter. That shit'll kill you man! Although the other day I did take a trip down Suicide Lane and cooked some peppered steaks on a low heat in a bit of olive oil, some Parkay, and a heavy squeeze of Sweet baby Ray's Hickory & Brown Sugar barbecue sauce. Heaven. Should have made some rice and broccoli.
Taqo: Looks can be deceiving my friend, I’d say he’s no more emo than anyone else. Conor Oberst, frontman for Bright Eyes. Normally he’s not quite my type but oh lordy.
You go Martin Luther! Why am I not being chucked afro first into the grammar oven? Prostrate orgasm? What does that mean? Doesn’t matter. At my age the only thing ‘prostate’ on my mind involves cancer prevention.
As I’ve told young Booby, my lustful man-love cravings ended abruptly in a Blue Line cab somewhere off Merivale Road, Ottawa in and around 1982. My Armenian love object sent me packing back to HeteroLand with with a good, clean wallop to my pretty head. Bruised and battered I quickly surmised that homosexuality was best left to the professionals.
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Manifestos:
Orhan Kahn
said…
Epic.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:25:00 AM
Woozie
said…
(})
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:32:00 AM
Margaret
said…
“I always wanted a little girl!”
That was too funny.
Hey, ask a black man still on?
If so, take that YT clip… that Mom. Acting all gossipy, bra burning and rasp. The Dad looked emotionally abused by having to put up with this Peg Bundy for the last 16 years.
Whooped and probably hasn’t rolled in the hay with his wife in a decade. Who’d a want too, right?
So to the question, any weight on that kid outting himself on the possibility that his sexuality was “conditioned” by his surroundings?
Who’d a want to grow up just to get married and have kids with a gal that may turn out like that Yapping poodle bitch? Sure would change my aspirations.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:16:00 AM
billy pilgrim
said…
wow, that guy could pleasure himself while coyly reading a paper on the bus whilst ogling the babes.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:34:00 AM
Woozie
said…
Margie: Hey, if shit boyfriends can turn women into lesbians (if only for a little bit)…
BP: Reading is for sodomites Billy, Dr. Dobson disapproves wholeheartedly. Plus I think he likes men.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:09:00 AM
Nashe*
said…
Well um. what the TOOT.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:26:00 AM
Woozie
said…
?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:42:00 AM
unokhan
said…
stumbled upon ‘ghetto lasagne’ over at taq’s….think i will give it a try. man, no oil or butter?
reference factoid of the day: in cajun french ‘toot’ (tout) means the whole thing, the whole nine yards, one’s everything. so i think nashe* prollee seeks yer hand n marriage ;-P
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:41:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Nope, no oil or butter. That shit'll kill you man! Although the other day I did take a trip down Suicide Lane and cooked some peppered steaks on a low heat in a bit of olive oil, some Parkay, and a heavy squeeze of Sweet baby Ray's Hickory & Brown Sugar barbecue sauce. Heaven. Should have made some rice and broccoli.
Sure, I'll marry Nashe for the lulz.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:48:00 PM
david mcgolrickkk
said…
god damn that sounds so good
i kinda stopped being a vegetarian for a day and ate a shitton of ribs… oh god i miss ribs
its cool cause i only went vegetarian for health reasons anyway
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 2:08:00 PM
leslie
said…
Hey Raspootin, I’m coming down to New Orleans tomorrow if you still want to meet at Napolean House. Sunday at 4 works for me.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 2:50:00 PM
Woozie
said…
McG-Unit: Well you’re stronger than I could ever be for even beginning to walk down that road. Give me meat and give me death.
Leslie: She’s got her own blog you know. Comments there probably go straight to her inbox so she’ll get them sooner.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 2:57:00 PM
leslie
said…
That isn’t very friendly. And I have fucking guns on my blog today and everything!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:02:00 PM
Woozie
said…
You can’t hit me with that snub nose revolver when I’m a few hundred miles away from you!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:14:00 PM
Butchie
said…
Did you save and open as a .jse?
You prolly did.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:24:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Well played, I lol’d.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:24:00 PM
Svetlana Alliluyeva
said…
CONOR OBERST 😀 mmmm..
and lol at the video.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 3:27:00 PM
Woozie
said…
A sex tape with him just might break the internet.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:56:00 PM
Nanny Goats In Panties
said…
Hey, have you got Rick Astley in there twice? Who’s the dude with the Hitler Salute in front of the piano?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 5:55:00 PM
ammaro
said…
The tried to assassinate him! I told YOOUUUU he gon get shot!! I TOLLLLDDDD YOOUUUUU!!! He ain’t even president yet!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:04:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Nanny: That, my friend, is God. That is, if God were a musical, somewhat feminine British family man.
Ammaro: NIGGA HUSH AIN’T NOBODY ASK YOU SHIT
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 6:41:00 PM
Gadfly
said…
Zombie McCain I liked
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:34:00 PM
yellowdog granny
said…
i have the one with rick and the gun on my stumble upon post..
Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:36:00 AM
taqo
said…
yay. a rhyme!
who is the emo? he in some band?
Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:36:00 AM
Nashe*
said…
Just informing you that I can rhyme, too, mate.
Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:42:00 AM
Woozie
said…
G: He’s not old, he’s got life experience.
YDG: Things leave 4chan so quickly these days.
Taqo: Looks can be deceiving my friend, I’d say he’s no more emo than anyone else. Conor Oberst, frontman for Bright Eyes. Normally he’s not quite my type but oh lordy.
Nashe: Aw, so no marriage? This makes me sad :'(
Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:03:00 AM
Omar
said…
Bee-ute!
Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:30:00 AM
Svetlana Alliluyeva
said…
GASP at conor emo comment! He’s such a kid in that picture though ^_^
I think you’ll appreciate his hotness here Booby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YacSnjpGkk
Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:02:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Omar: Tell me about it. And I spared you a cock shot, even though I shouldn’t have done you the courtesy 😉
Svetlana: King of England.
Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:37:00 PM
unokhan
said…
that boy is fairly cute but he’ll prollee need batteries if u unplug that wire n his head
Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:37:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Don’t you get Sandy Svetlana up in here.
Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:27:00 PM
Josh
said…
What is going on in that moot picture…
Is that a woman?
Friday, August 29, 2008 6:51:00 AM
Woozie
said…
One word mah boy: 4chan.
Friday, August 29, 2008 7:15:00 AM
Ellie
said…
love the fruit!
Friday, August 29, 2008 9:17:00 AM
Omar
said…
I must say he is sexier then that elf you have pictured in the post. Maybe elf-boy is for when you want to pitch a couple of innings?
Friday, August 29, 2008 10:23:00 AM
Woozie
said…
Ellie: So did I. There’s another five mins of that stuff on YouTube. Different John but still funny.
Omar: Only reason I didn’t put him up in the post is because there’s a difference between cute and sexy. Or am I tripping?
You look dashing in your profile picture.
Friday, August 29, 2008 10:50:00 AM
Omar
said…
Thanks. Just had my hair did.
Agreed. Definite difference between cute and sexy.
Friday, August 29, 2008 11:06:00 AM
Woozie
said…
Would you believe the sexy one’s a catcher?
Friday, August 29, 2008 11:12:00 AM
Omar
said…
After being informed of the glorious wonders of the prostrate orgasm, I guess I’d say “yes”, ima believer.
Friday, August 29, 2008 11:16:00 AM
Woozie
said…
Suspicious quotation marks are suspicious.
Friday, August 29, 2008 11:52:00 AM
Omar
said…
pfft..you wish 😉
Friday, August 29, 2008 12:46:00 PM
Woozie
said…
A boy can dream…
Friday, August 29, 2008 1:08:00 PM
Omar
said…
You go Martin Luther!
Why am I not being chucked afro first into the grammar oven? Prostrate orgasm? What does that mean? Doesn’t matter. At my age the only thing ‘prostate’ on my mind involves cancer prevention.
Friday, August 29, 2008 1:40:00 PM
Woozie
said…
Martin Luther?
Friday, August 29, 2008 2:09:00 PM
Omar
said…
MLK. You know, had a dream guy.
anyway.. Into the Heartland! again..
Friday, August 29, 2008 2:37:00 PM
Woozie
said…
I was thinking the German monk.
Enjoy the heartland–again–comrade! Try not to get ass cancer.
Friday, August 29, 2008 2:46:00 PM
unokhan
said…
“prostrate orgasm” is an obviously freudian crie de cour from a fur-northn bredren. mayn needs to get doneded. doneded haff to deff.
of course, mother superior poundin the gun.. might suffice..
Friday, August 29, 2008 7:29:00 PM
Woozie
said…
I keep telling him to pick up a SO and harness for his lady to wear but he seems apprehensive about it 😉
Friday, August 29, 2008 11:27:00 PM
Omar
said…
mayn needs to get doneded.
As I’ve told young Booby, my lustful man-love cravings ended abruptly in a Blue Line cab somewhere off Merivale Road, Ottawa in and around 1982. My Armenian love object sent me packing back to HeteroLand with with a good, clean wallop to my pretty head. Bruised and battered I quickly surmised that homosexuality was best left to the professionals.
Saturday, August 30, 2008 9:54:00 AM
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