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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sniff My Dick

and enjoy nubilesporn

I think that is one fact can be gleaned from the drama of the past few days, it is that the Republican Party is in a comical state of disarray. Where else but America would you see a political party chairman apologizing to an overweight, loud mouth, ex-drug addict AM radio talk show host over remarks the chairman said after the President’s Chief of Staff trolled the hell out of him? And where else but America would an overweight, loud mouth, ex-drug addict AM radio talk show host get enough influence to even merit acknowledgment from a party chairman?

Solidifying his status as nothing more than an attention whore, Limbaugh recently challenged President Obama to a debate on his radio show. He was even kind enough to offer to cover travel and security costs. But why a man busy trying to shove an agenda through an unfriendly legislature all the while keeping the public happy with his job performance would take even ten minutes out of his day to talk with an ass about ‘socialism’ is beyond me. Obama’s got things of actual consequence to be concerned with; Rush and his “15 million listeners” (most of whom probably don’t listen for more than ten minutes) weigh the economic welfare of the globe with the same amount of seriousness as they do this tempting question: “Do I buy Bud or Busch for the NASCAR race?”

Like anyone capable of an independent train of intelligent thought, I would be more than content if Rush Limbaugh came down with a tongue cancer that prevented him from ever talking again and lost his hands in a car accident on the way home from surgery so that he wouldn’t be able to write down his idiotic diatribes either. But since that will most likely not happen, you can feel free to do what I do and turn the dial to something else. Why not? 285 million other people aren’t listening in, either.

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sharon in ct
said…

How do you know he’s an EX drug addict?


Woozie
said…

I baked some Oxycontin into his birthday cake last year, and it only took two security guards to restrain him after his first bite. Since we needed so little force I just assumed he has an unhealthy liking for cakes.


leslie
said…

Omar did cable tv come to Nova Scotia yet?

If so, <3<3<3<3
it’s your lucky night.

Maybe you can pick up some new tricks.


BBC
said…

I think that is one fact can be gleamed from the drama of the past few days, it is that the Republican Party is in a comical state of disarray.

The left isn’t much better than the right in that house of mirrors. I like the idea of anarchy and seeing what we can build after that being as it damn sure wasn’t done right the first try.

Well, what you can build, it’s your future and I’m on my last years that I intend on spending on camping and sitting in the sun drinking some beer.

Or in a warm camper with a little wood fire if it is cold.

Good luck with it all, kid, you’re going to need it. All in all I like Obama but he is just part of the good old rich boys club.

I hope that the next nigger that makes preznut is a poor one with a good brain, maybe she will carry a big stick also.


Carlos
said…

I was thinking more along the lines of getting hit by a truck, but tongue cancer works. Steele is a big, shameless, pandering pussy who will do nothing more than perpetuate the Right’s freefall.

Let’s hope the Dems can manage not to fuck up this opportunity.

PS: It’s “gleamed,” by the way. 😉


Woozie
said…

You’re right, it is “gleamed”. Problem is that’s what I wrote. Misplace your glasses at that Klan rally two nights ago? 🙂


Omar
said…

I believe cable television has been broadcast here since before you were born. However, the Biography Channel is only available on extended, digital cable. I think I’ll wait until the show is out on DVD and made available at the library. It will likely be a very long wait.


unokhan
said…

four gleams and they’re all wrong


Omar
said…

Well, I thought is was ‘gleaned’, but then again I’m just a serf from cable deprived Acadia..


Woozie
said…

If Michael Steele can claim government has never created one single job then I can type gleamed goddammit.


Raspootin
said…

I gleaned that Rush thinks he gleams by the way he takes a shine to hearing himself talk.

I thought it was gleaned too? Then again I do live in Louisiana, below sea level with faulty levees..


yellowdog granny
said…

one word:”BUTTROY”


Big Ben
said…

I don’t think USA would be any worse by having a bit more socialism. Heaven forbid you give up any of your cash to a starving mother. Heaven forbid you have to give up the second BMW so some 5 year old kid doesn’t die in the hospital.

Rush is a dork.


BBC
said…

Rush is a dork.

Have you seen a picture of him lately? He is a fucking pig. A fucking loud mouth pig.

It would be interesting if it was that pig that brought anarchy to America.

Hum, that’s an interesting thought.


BBC
said…

Knock it off with the fucking spell checks and grammar you morons. If you understand what the man said that is good enough.


unokhan
said…

yo, light of the northwest, i think we understand zacklee wot the man said and it is indeed enuf for “us”. but it is not enuf for the audience he needs to reach, a wider audience for everyone’s sake. unless you know a really good editor, how bout putting a plug n yer grandstanding pie hole.


Raspootin
said…

B Ben: good god, do you think that people in America do without because some are wealthy? It is a political bipartisan game that is played with in our respective parties, perpetrated by lobby interests and then sanctioned by career politicians. Capitalism made this country, the polities and special interest groups will kill it.

BBC I don t find a little clarification wrong, nor do I feel an idiot for it.

Woozie if I had a dick, I would most definitely ask someone right now to sniff it. I might even give it a lick if I had kept up on my Pilates classes.

ps woozie Im doing the dying thing same as when you met me; so perhaps the chemicals along with wine are not so great?


thimscool
said…

Pffft.


Omar
said…

BBC, if you call me a moron one more time, I am not only coming down there and fornicate with Leslie until she finds it difficult to ambulate, I am going to pay you a visit and bite off one of your shriveled and useless testicles. Entienda?


citizen of the world
said…

No, you were right – it’s gleaned, with an n. It’s a hravesting term.


Josh
said…

I think Michael Savage should challenge Rush to a duel to the death, to determine the right and proper mouthpiece of the Republican party.


Omar
said…

Sniffing your dick since Thursday has become a bit stale. What, did you find lurv or something?


leslie
said…

Here’s a joke a California hippie told me last night:

So this baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says “What are you having?” and the baby seal says “Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks”.


leslie
said…

winner, eh?


leslie
said…

also Omar~

I prefer “fornicatio”…….done in the archway

bit sexier, innit?


thimscool
said…

http://www.break.com/index/watermelon-cracked-by-shuttlecock.html


Omar
said…

Yes, archways are very sexy for me as I’m more used to flaps in the old hut.


BBC
said…

Omar…. You’re fucking funny. But there are some serious problems out there in case you haven’t noticed.

And they can’t be fixed with humor.


unokhan
said…

omar for the lurv of goddess, don’t conjure flaps and desicated harridans n one breath. have the simple decency to wait till halloween.


Anne
said…

glean
Pronunciation:
gl n
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English glenen, from Anglo-French glener, from Late Latin glennare, of Celtic origin; akin to Old Irish doglenn he selects
Date:
14th century
intransitive verb
1: to gather grain or other produce left by reapers
2: to gather information or material bit by bit
transitive verb
1 a: to pick up after a reaper b: to strip (as a field) of the leavings of reapers
2 a: to gather (as information) bit by bit b: to pick over in search of relevant material gleaning old files for information
3: find out

gleam
Function:
verb
Date:
1508
intransitive verb
1 : to shine with or as if with subdued steady light or moderate brightness
2 : to appear briefly or faintly a light gleamed in the distance
transitive verb
: to cause to gleam

Not sure which one you intended to do, but where the heck are you?


unokhan
said…

midterms


Omar
said…

laziness


Woozie
said…

david paterson


Omar
said…

Hmmm, I don’t recall this individuals name being submitted for mine and Uno’s extensive, 63-item vetting process! Have Mr Paterson call our office as soon as possible and please have a new post by midnight tonight.
That is all.


Kara
said…

i think rush is sexy in a disgusting, revolting, bile-inducing kind of way.


unokhan
said…

omar, mebbe he’s landed an internship with the guv– i hope he will remember not to launder his dress


leslie
said…

So I bought the new John Legend cd (that’s right, I still BUY cds, and occasionally some crappy top-40 ones…did I spell “occasionally correctly”?) anyway, the unedited version Of “Green Light” has the following line in the Andre 3000 rap….”let’s blow this lame nigger factory”…so I was forced to chuck it out the window on the 101 at high speed and watch it disappear into the wildflowers. ~Totally unnecessary and especially icky in a song that also mentions Stevie Wonder, an artist who was probably called that to his face for at least the first half of his career. To Thimscool I would say “nigga” is no cuter than “nigger” and any argument about how it takes the sting out of the history of the word would be met by me saying BULLSHIT and GROW THE FUCK UP.

The segue here is blind black people, fyi, since Woozie is apparently bedding our blind piece of shit governor, hopefully not at the Super 8 Motel like all those who came before him.


thimscool
said…

Shouldn’t you be looking after the kids?


unokhan
said…

ah hell thims, all ya needed all this time was a prostate massage? i can fix ya up with a man o the cloth by this time tomorrow if u r under twenty — otherwise it might take a little time


thimscool
said…

Huh?


unokhan
said…

i have no idea, lol


Omar
said…

Still no post, eh? Well, how about a song then? I rather like this little tune, but musically and visually the band rips off just about everybody going.
Funny, I still enjoy buying cds as well. I guess we have that going for us Leslie dahling, but who the hell is John Legend?


leslie
said…
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leslie
said…

Who’s Allison ripping off besides Mary Quant?

Here’s John Legend ripping off The Classics.


Omar
said…

Really? They sound like T-Rex, they look like the Spiders from Mars and their lead singer is costumed as Madonna. The John Legend viddy tells me ‘not available in your country’. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a clue who he is? I also don’t know who Dennis Yost is, but I do remember owning his fringed jacket.


Svetlana Alliluyeva
said…

I demand that you update this blog immediately, Mr. Other Half of Neil Patrick Harris.

What else am I supposed to do when procrastinating in my accounting lab?


syntax
said…

‘la grange’ is all over that little blues riff like white on rice, but zz top prollee stole it somewhere else

–1k