Tuesday, September 29, 2009
His Truth Is Marching On
Somewhere in between singing “An American Trilogy” with a gay socialist and an Armenian and devouring 3/4 of a pint of Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream, I realized that I was the highest I have ever been in my life, ever–on my birthday. Let me tell you, that was a wondrous realization to this 19 year old chinegro homosexual. Almost as amazing as realizing just now the comedic value of singing “Oh I wish I was/In a land of cotton” with cottonmouth. After getting to bed around 4 AM still fairly under the influence, I slipped into a dreamland I don’t remember much of. All I really remember is taking a quick second upon first waking to regain my depth perception; I’ve been told this is normal.
So that’s my existence. And yours?
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Jive Turkey
How Glenn Beck still has a job is beyond me. I’m not one of those gushy liberals who think he should be exiled for saying Barack Obama does not care about white people. Being an idiot isn’t illegal in America. However being an idiot is usually enough to get you terminated from your job. Judging from the number of people that watch his hour of stupid on the Fox News Channel though, he’s clearly not (entirely) incompetent. Whether or not he believes the things he says, he knows how to market it to the fine citizens of this country. Be loud, flail your arms around, and don’t forget to cry a bit. It’s how Maury and Keith Olbermann are still on the air, after all.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Manic State
So I’ve had quite a week. And you? What have you been up to? I suppose I should explain my sudden absence from the world of the internet (or at least of blogger) but honestly, I was expecting it and you should have been too. First week back home with all my friends and all the things I shouldn’t be doing but do anyway. For the record, raspberry vodka + fruit punch + about a quarter shot of SoCo for flavor is probably the second best nonsexual thing on this planet.
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