Monday, October 9, 2006
Well, they did it.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea set off a nuclear weapon at about 10 AM local time.
The bomb, which was detonated underground, was estimated to have a yield anywhere between 4 and 15 kilotons of TNT.
Naturally, numerous countries across the world, even the People’s Republic of China, immediately condemned the act, while North Korea’s UN ambassador, Pak Gil Yon, said that they should be congratulated for “a great leap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful Socialist nation.”
Negro please, no one is going to congratulate you, especially the United States. Matter of fact, why in the hell do you deserve congratulations for introducing more nuclear weapons into this world, practically inviting severe sanctions on your backwards little shit of a country, and thereby endangering the lives of your already suffering “great socialist comrades?” Oh wait, I forgot. North Korea Doesn’t Care About
Yellow People Humanity.
Well then Mr. Yon, allow me to appeal to the only thing your brain seems to understand–war. It’s no secret to anyone with two brain cells to rub together that the United States expresses an interest in invading and conquering your country, the major reason likely being to remove a thorn from its mighty foot. And you want nuclear weapons as a deterrent against invasion. Understandable, except for one thing. Now that you possess the technology and know-how to make a working nuclear weapon, your country poses a legitimate threat to the United States and two important allies, Japan and South Korea since its no secret that you hate the United States, (who doesn’t?) Japan and, despite your relentless propaganda, the people of South Korea.
Expect the United States Marine Corps to be storming Haeju soon, Mr. Yon. Congratulations, you and the Korean People’s Army have successfully sped up the demise of your own country.